What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 03:05
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?